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Introducing Government Knows Best Dark Roast — the coffee that insists it’s for your own good. Smooth, bold, and slightly overbearing, it’s roasted under strict regulations to ensure you enjoy it exactly as prescribed. Each sip comes with a hint of bureaucracy and the comforting taste of compliance. Don’t question it — just trust that the roast knows what’s best for you.
A classic medium-dark roast blend combining Brazilian and Mexican beans. This flavorful coffee delivers rich cocoa and toasted nut flavors with full body, maintaining origin complexity while developing satisfying roasted characteristics.
$16.99