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Brass Balls Dark Roast — for those mornings when your coffee needs more courage than you do. This roast doesn’t tiptoe into your cup; it rappels down the side, barks orders at your alarm clock, and demands twenty push-ups before you take a sip. Each mug tastes like victory, regret, and the faint echo of a drill sergeant yelling, “Drink up, soldier!” Perfect for anyone who believes sleep is optional and flavor should come with a side of shrapnel. ☕💪
$16.99