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Introducing Kraken Breakfast Blend, the only coffee strong enough to wake the dead... or at least, make them wish they were! Sourced from the deepest ocean trenches and brewed with a secret concoction of sea salt, lightning strikes, and the tears of lost sailors, this blend guarantees a morning jolt that's both invigorating and slightly terrifying. Warning: May cause spontaneous urges to wrestle cargo ships, argue with seagulls, and occasionally sprout an extra tentacle or two. Best served with a side of ship biscuits and a hearty laugh at the expense of your land-dwelling friends. A light roast blend combining Ethiopian, Mexican, and Brazilian beans. This coffee bursts with fresh fruit and citrus flavors, delivering exceptional brightness and complexity in a light-bodied cup that's energetic and vibrant.

$18.99